Let me apologise to begin with

Sassy Gay Gerd

thehigheryouaretheharderyoufall:

doctor-whom:

Oh my God why did this amuse me so much

felikslukasiewicz:

Do you like my kitten?

May I hold it? Please! But… happy new year? Daddy, it’s May!

“You’re a straight female, why would you ever be interested in two guys together?”

heathyr:

Reblog if you were ever called a lesbian.

I should go wake up Helena now.

Wha? *yawns* Oh, hi mommy.

miss-mew:

fuckyeahdoctorwhoandspliff:

shesagleekypirate:

b1r:

kjakerz:

ROYAL WEDDING QUICK VERSION.

now i regret watching the full coverage of the wedding.

what the omg

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH AKJSFBASBFAKSF

ohmygod

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Is my daughter here?

militarywomanvondeutschland:

Helena!?!?

I’m here mommy!

Reblog if you would like (3) extrememly random and possibly unanswerable questions in your ask.

invisicanada:

rainbowrocketeers:

tekki-chan:

ancientrelic:

queenmileycyrus:

i’m waiting

A challenge!

My body is ready.

little-tiny-colony:

a lot? She’s everything to me.

Thanks for following me Helena. Wait... You're Sir Feliks's and Lady Monika's daughter? *storms off*

vietnameselotus

Yeah, it’s me *smiles* You know them?